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Rusty's
How To Love
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| Why
did the dog go up the tree? Sent by Ashleigh, age 15, Pennsylvania USA |
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| Why
did the Dalmatian go to the cleaners? Sent by Melanie, age 6, California USA |
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| What
did the dog say when he got his tail
caught in the door? Sent by Gabriela, age 12, Mexico |
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| What
do you get if you cross a beagle with
a giraffe? Sent by Rachel, age 5, Ontario Canada |
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| Why
did the dog cross the road? Sent by Sabrina, age 14, Ontario Canada |
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| Why
does a dog turn around 3 times before lying down? Sent by Sammy, age 11, Georgia USA |
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| What's
the best way to keep a dog from smelling? Sent by Ben, age 8, New Jersey USA |
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| What
should you do if it's raining
cats and dogs? Sent by Armando, age 10, Tijuana Mexico |
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| Why
are terriers such poor dancers? Sent by Elizabeth, age 9, Washington USA |
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| What's
the worse weather for mice? Sent by Kenny, age 11, Tennessee USA |
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| Why
did the man bring his dog to the
railroad station? Sent by Martha, age 8, Florida USA |
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| A
dog loses its tail. To find another
tail, it should _____? Sent by Nidhi, age 6, Chennai, Tamilnadu India |
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| What
do you call a sweating weiner dog? Sent by Kim, Age 14, Cheektowaga, Ny |
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| How
do you know if you have a slow dog? Sent by Miguel, age 9, California USA |
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| What
did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Sent by Keisha, age 9, Massachusettes USA |
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Jami:
I play chess with my dog every day.
Jami: Oh, not really. |
Teacher:
What is a comet? Teacher:
Good. Can you name one? |
Here are
some fun riddle books. Ask your parents to check them out!
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Give
a Dog a Bone: Stories, Poems, Jokes, and Riddles about Dogs,
By Joanna Cole, Stephanie Calmenson, Scholastic; Reprint edition (August
1, 1999) |
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The
World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids!, by Bob
Phillips |
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1000
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids, by Michael Kilgarriff |
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500
Hillarious Jokes for Kids, by Jeff Rovin |
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Young Clifford fans are invited to solve animal riddles by peeking through die-cut holes that are placed in scenes depicting Clifford, the small red puppy, playing in the park with his animal friends. Ages Baby-Preschool |
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Riddles
and More Riddles (Beginner Books), By Bennett Cerf |
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How To Love Your Dog http://www.loveyourdog.com Copyright (C) 1998 - 2008 by Janet Wall and Rick Wall May be reproduced for individual or classroom use only. Photographs, graphics, and backgrounds may not be reproduced to other websites or for any other purpose. |